[E–pub] Double Dexter Dexter #6 AUTHOR Jeff Lindsay

  • Hardcover
  • 337
  • Double Dexter Dexter #6
  • Jeff Lindsay
  • English
  • 10 October 2020
  • 9780385532372

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CHARACTERS Double Dexter Dexter #6 Jeff Lindsay Ô 1 READ & DOWNLOAD REVIEW ✓ SJMEDIA.CO Ô Jeff Lindsay The darker side of his life out of the spotlightthe fun part where he finds truly bad people murderers who have escaped the reach of the justice system and uietly gives them his very special attentions But now that he's been seen and identified by his witness Dexter must launch himself into a different kind of huntMaking matters worse a brutal cop killer is targeting Miami's police detectives leaving behind bodies that are battered beyond recognitionand completely bloodless As the department grows fearful of the psychotic killer in their midst Dexter must handle his own crisis and come to terms. Alternate titles for this book Dexter Doesn t Do Dinner Dexter Gets a Cold Dexter Joins Boy Scouts and Dexter Meets JawsLet me get the really horrible shit out of the way I get the fact that Rita has always been the house wifey sort I dig that she enjoys cooking and cleaning and raising her kids I get that My wife and I have been together for fifteen years She hasn t applied for a job since 2005 I would never say she hasn t had a job since 2005 because being a stay at home Mom is probably one of the hardest jobs there is This is a mutually agreed upon thing She wanted to stay home and raise the kids homeschool them and I want whatever makes her happy This does not give me the right to bitch when she doesn t have dinner ready for me which Dexter does insistently throughout this book In fact I cannot think of a single chapter past maybe chapter eight that doesn t have Dexter wondering where his goddamn dinner is Once again I understand that this is just these characters that Dexter is a sociopath who doesn t like his routine spoiled and Rita enjoys playing house and being run over but that doesn t mean I have to like it Plus it makes for a boring read to hear a character bitching about the same nonsense over and over and overThe coincidences in this one are so obviously slapped together that not even the dark comedy could save this read for me You have Rita thinking that Dexter s cheating because he s always disappearing and coming home sweaty Then someone frames him for infidelity Mind you this bad guy doesn t know that Rita thinks Dexter s cheating These two events just happen to occur at the same time There is no reason for Rita to suddenly start believing Dexter is stepping out His routine hasn t changed in five books It simply worked for this book so Lindsay said Fuck it and threw it in Then you have Rita and Dexter house hunting And guess what They go to an open house for a home wherein Dexter has just recently killed someone In case you re wondering I m not done with the bad yet The book comes to a screeching halt around the 75% mark and doesn t get going again for another 20% During this time you have Dexter having breakfast Dexter running errands and Dexter going on a boy scout excursion The last time I read this much padding in a book I was flipping through a pillow catalog The trip to Cuba in the last book was bad enough but this meandering bullshit is insulting to the reader John Public won t know if I stuffed this bird with turkey flavored cotton And then oh goddamn this one and then take a deep breath And then Jaws makes an appearance Yes Jaws Not the Jaws of James Bond fame But motherfucking swimming ass fin having people eating goddamn Jaws What is this shit Abbott and Costello Need a Bigger BoatHere s where I talk about the narration of the audiobook Maybe it s because Lindsay had to narrate these fucking things back to back to back or maybe even he realized what kind of shit this book is All I know is one of these things is not like the other His character acting is horrible in this one It s forced and stilted and I have a funny feeling Lindsay was laughing internally the entire time I could almost hear him giggling and saying I can t believe I got away with publishing this shitNo math needed Narration and story both get one starIn summation I ve seen series go downhill I uit that Sandman Slim bullshit but finished Odd Thomas s clusterfuck but I ve never seen a series be so consistently average only to jump the shark pun most definitely motherfucking intended mid series I said in one of my reviews that Lindsay is nothing if he s not consistent well I was wrong So shoot me Final Judgment Only a post coital penis gives less of a fuck Lost and Fondue A Cheese Shop Mystery #2 kind of huntMaking matters worse a brutal cop Who Were the Wright Brothers? killer is targeting Miami's police detectives leaving behind bodies that are battered beyond recognitionand completely bloodless As the department grows fearful of the psychotic The Expat Diaries killer in their midst Dexter must handle his own crisis and come to terms. Alternate titles for this book Dexter Doesn t Do Dinner Dexter Gets a Cold Dexter Joins Boy Scouts and Dexter Meets JawsLet me get the really horrible shit out of the way I get the fact that Rita has always been the house wifey sort I dig that she enjoys cooking and cleaning and raising her The Hired Man kids I get that My wife and I have been together for fifteen years She hasn t applied for a job since 2005 I would never say she hasn t had a job since 2005 because being a stay at home Mom is probably one of the hardest jobs there is This is a mutually agreed upon thing She wanted to stay home and raise the Death of a Ghost kids homeschool them and I want whatever makes her happy This does not give me the right to bitch when she doesn t have dinner ready for me which Dexter does insistently throughout this book In fact I cannot think of a single chapter past maybe chapter eight that doesn t have Dexter wondering where his goddamn dinner is Once again I understand that this is just these characters that Dexter is a sociopath who doesn t like his routine spoiled and Rita enjoys playing house and being run over but that doesn t mean I have to like it Plus it makes for a boring read to hear a character bitching about the same nonsense over and over and overThe coincidences in this one are so obviously slapped together that not even the dark comedy could save this read for me You have Rita thinking that Dexter s cheating because he s always disappearing and coming home sweaty Then someone frames him for infidelity Mind you this bad guy doesn t The Monk of Mokha know that Rita thinks Dexter s cheating These two events just happen to occur at the same time There is no reason for Rita to suddenly start believing Dexter is stepping out His routine hasn t changed in five books It simply worked for this book so Lindsay said Fuck it and threw it in Then you have Rita and Dexter house hunting And guess what They go to an open house for a home wherein Dexter has just recently Gods and Generals killed someone In case you re wondering I m not done with the bad yet The book comes to a screeching halt around the 75% mark and doesn t get going again for another 20% During this time you have Dexter having breakfast Dexter running errands and Dexter going on a boy scout excursion The last time I read this much padding in a book I was flipping through a pillow catalog The trip to Cuba in the last book was bad enough but this meandering bullshit is insulting to the reader John Public won t Perfect Ponies 3 in 1 Keeping Faith Last Hope Sweet Charity PERFECT PONIES know if I stuffed this bird with turkey flavored cotton And then oh goddamn this one and then take a deep breath And then Jaws makes an appearance Yes Jaws Not the Jaws of James Bond fame But motherfucking swimming ass fin having people eating goddamn Jaws What is this shit Abbott and Costello Need a Bigger BoatHere s where I talk about the narration of the audiobook Maybe it s because Lindsay had to narrate these fucking things back to back to back or maybe even he realized what Sigil Irdesi Empire #1 know is one of these things is not like the other His character acting is horrible in this one It s forced and stilted and I have a funny feeling Lindsay was laughing internally the entire time I could almost hear him giggling and saying I can t believe I got away with publishing this shitNo math needed Narration and story both get one starIn summation I ve seen series go downhill I uit that Sandman Slim bullshit but finished Odd Thomas s clusterfuck but I ve never seen a series be so consistently average only to jump the shark pun most definitely motherfucking intended mid series I said in one of my reviews that Lindsay is nothing if he s not consistent well I was wrong So shoot me Final Judgment Only a post coital penis gives less of a fuck

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CHARACTERS Double Dexter Dexter #6 Jeff Lindsay Ô 1 READ & DOWNLOAD REVIEW ✓ SJMEDIA.CO Ô Jeff Lindsay The dark and witty New York Times bestselling seriesThe inspiration for Showtime's critically acclaimed show Double Dexter is Jeff Lindsay's completely new wickedly entertaining novelA witness Such a simple concept and yet for Dexter Morgan the perfectly well disguised monster the possibility of a witness is unthinkable But when Dexter is on a very private very satisfying excursion one evening with a wretchedly deserving playmate the unthinkable happens someone sees himDexter is not at all pleased As an upstanding blood spatter analyst for the Miami Police Department he has always managed to keep. B 78% Good Notes Not entirely original but gives storylines and elements from previous books a polished and satisfying do over

REVIEW ✓ SJMEDIA.CO Ô Jeff Lindsay

CHARACTERS Double Dexter Dexter #6 Jeff Lindsay Ô 1 READ & DOWNLOAD REVIEW ✓ SJMEDIA.CO Ô Jeff Lindsay With the fact that his witness is not only circling him but determined to expose him Dexter is being followed manipulated and mimickedleading him to realize that no one likes to have a double especially when his double's goal is to kill him Double Dexter is complex and suspenseful and as always raucously entertainingfull of smart thrills and dark laughs that move effortlessly from a keen portrayal of Miami to Key West and beyond Like the previous five bestselling novels in the Dexter series this one is alive with the witty macabre originality that has propelled Jeff Lindsay to international succe. Oh Dexter Let me count the ways I love you First off you are so slick and hopeless at the same time I adore the messes you get into Secondly if you have to have side kicks to your story then who better than your potty mouth sister difficult stepchildren and flighty but lovely wife Thirdly you are a funny funny man twisted but funny Fourthly your stance on criminals now who can argue with that Fifthly you re a club scout participant who doesn t love a serial killer cub scout Reason the sixth Double Dexter my highly anticipated yearly fall treatIt s a killers dream life great job fantastic family and time for deadly visits on the side what could be better That is until Dexter is caught in the act by some unknown observer Life uickly spirals into fits of worry and gasp emotion while Dexter fusses over who his mystery follower could be and if he s safe Meanwhile life goes on as crimes continue as per usual in Miami and Rita worries about the size of their house and if they should up size But Dexter s shadow is wittier than expected and between Rita work and the kids it seems like Daddy Dexter has both gotten a little soft and might have finally met his matchThis might have been my favorite Dexter book yet I love what a tailspin family life has Dexter in If he s not trying to work out all of Rita s cryptic subtext and nonsensical conversations he s mooning over Lily Anne or trying to tame angsty tween Astor Meanwhile Brian is also still popping by for Friday family dinners and Debs is uite confusingly depending on her partner for a change Clearly Dexter is no match to simple every day family lifeAnd funny Yea Gods I was chortling the whole way through this latest Dexter Dramody The Cub scout Wilderness Weekend had me in tears and the hubby was uite sick of my case of the giggles by bedtime But so help me the Cub scout leaders tirade on the deadly creatures of the great outdoors coupled with Dexter and Cody s death by mosuito is enough to make me die laughing all over again just thinking about itInsert the race to the finish competition between Dexter and his shadow and this book was 100% a page turning laugh out loud winner As a pure bonus of joy the story trundles down to Key West and staggers smack into the middle of Hemingway Days which was all the enjoyable knowing that author Jeff Lindsay s wife is Hemingway s niece Oh and did I mention there s a shark too No Well I suppose you ll just have to read Double Dexter for yourself then Bone Crossed kill him Double Dexter is complex and suspenseful and as always raucously entertainingfull of smart thrills and dark laughs that move effortlessly from a Annie's War keen portrayal of Miami to Key West and beyond Like the previous five bestselling novels in the Dexter series this one is alive with the witty macabre originality that has propelled Jeff Lindsay to international succe. Oh Dexter Let me count the ways I love you First off you are so slick and hopeless at the same time I adore the messes you get into Secondly if you have to have side Wizard for Hire The Dresden Files #1 3 killer cub scout Reason the sixth Double Dexter my highly anticipated yearly fall treatIt s a Shot on Gold killers dream life great job fantastic family and time for deadly visits on the side what could be better That is until Dexter is caught in the act by some unknown observer Life uickly spirals into fits of worry and gasp emotion while Dexter fusses over who his mystery follower could be and if he s safe Meanwhile life goes on as crimes continue as per usual in Miami and Rita worries about the size of their house and if they should up size But Dexter s shadow is wittier than expected and between Rita work and the Mythomorphia: An Extreme Coloring and Search Challenge kids it seems like Daddy Dexter has both gotten a little soft and might have finally met his matchThis might have been my favorite Dexter book yet I love what a tailspin family life has Dexter in If he s not trying to work out all of Rita s cryptic subtext and nonsensical conversations he s mooning over Lily Anne or trying to tame angsty tween Astor Meanwhile Brian is also still popping by for Friday family dinners and Debs is uite confusingly depending on her partner for a change Clearly Dexter is no match to simple every day family lifeAnd funny Yea Gods I was chortling the whole way through this latest Dexter Dramody The Cub scout Wilderness Weekend had me in tears and the hubby was uite sick of my case of the giggles by bedtime But so help me the Cub scout leaders tirade on the deadly creatures of the great outdoors coupled with Dexter and Cody s death by mosuito is enough to make me die laughing all over again just thinking about itInsert the race to the finish competition between Dexter and his shadow and this book was 100% a page turning laugh out loud winner As a pure bonus of joy the story trundles down to Key West and staggers smack into the middle of Hemingway Days which was all the enjoyable I Am Jane Goodall knowing that author Jeff Lindsay s wife is Hemingway s niece Oh and did I mention there s a shark too No Well I suppose you ll just have to read Double Dexter for yourself then