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SUMMARY Á Twilight Evocably in love with himDeeply seductive and extraordinarily suspenseful Twilight is a love story with bite. I actually had to give this book three separate reviews by three sides of my personality My three star rating is the median of the three Review 1 by My Inner Fifteen Year Old Girl 5 starsBella is smart funny well read pretty and yet misunderstood by most of her peers just like me Then she meets a cool hot guy who turns out to be a good vampire and he can do really cool things like run fast and stop cars with his hands but he s still sweet and wonderful It s ultimate wish fulfillment fantasy what s not to like Meyers can make your heart speed up with some of the tense tortured we must be togetherno what if i hurt you pg 13 erotica Review 2 by My Fan of YA Lit 3 StarsMeyers can tell a pretty good story when she lets herself actually tell it the book starts out well and would have been a bit interesting if I hadn t known he was a vampire all along Then it slows down during the long getting to know you dialogue exchanges between Edward and Bella there s no plot just back story and exposition disguised as conversations and far too many I can t be with you I don t want to hurt you But I love you I don t care about danger back and forths When the evil vamps show up however the story kicks back in and the end is uite exciting When Meyers isn t dwelling on how perfectly angelic Edward is again she can get the pages turning Since there are A LOT of pages to turn I wish she would have infused that urgency into the story often While abandoning most of the conventional cliches of vampire lore stakes sunlight garlic coffins she keeps all the modern vamp romance cliches alabaster skin good hair expensive taste in clothes tragically distant and adds a few of her own unfortunate twists vampires avoid the sun because it makes them sparkle the good vamp clan play some extreme version of baseball in a scene that was far too uidich y for my taste Too many cliches or trying to hard to be original somehow both criticisms are accurate Review 3 by My Inner Feminist 1 StarMeyers describes Bella as being strong brave and independent but then shows her as a spineless cowering victim who needs to be saved by her violently jealous and over protective boyfriend She constantly goes on and on about how Edward is perfect at everything and how he s so gorgeous and she is so unworthy of him how he s so strong and he protects her In fact she never gives any reason for liking him other than how hot he is but that s fair because Edward never gives a reason for liking her other than she smells good He is frustrated that Bella is the only person whose thoughts he can t read so he eavesdrops on her friends minds to find out what they talk about he follows her whenever she leaves her house and he secretly camps outside her room when she sleeps that doesn t sound sweet it sounds creepy If girls want a romantic conflicted vampirehuman romance they should go watch the firs three seasons of Buffy not only is there the dark mysterious conflicted vampire but the girl he s in love with can kick some serious ass all on her own Lost and Fondue A Cheese Shop Mystery #2 do really cool things like run fast and stop cars with his hands but he s still sweet and wonderful It s ultimate wish fulfillment fantasy what s not to like Meyers can make your heart speed up with some of the tense tortured we must be togetherno what if i hurt you pg 13 erotica Review 2 by My Fan of YA Lit 3 StarsMeyers can tell a pretty good story when she lets herself actually tell it the book starts out well and would have been a bit interesting if I hadn t known he was a vampire all along Then it slows Who Were the Wright Brothers? down The Expat Diaries during the long getting to know you The Hired Man dialogue exchanges between Edward and Bella there s no plot just back story and exposition Death of a Ghost disguised as conversations and far too many I can t be with you I The Monk of Mokha don t want to hurt you But I love you I Gods and Generals don t care about Perfect Ponies 3 in 1 Keeping Faith Last Hope Sweet Charity PERFECT PONIES danger back and forths When the evil vamps show up however the story kicks back in and the end is uite exciting When Meyers isn t Pillars of the Earth dwelling on how perfectly angelic Edward is again she can get the pages turning Since there are A LOT of pages to turn I wish she would have infused that urgency into the story often While abandoning most of the conventional cliches of vampire lore stakes sunlight garlic coffins she keeps all the modern vamp romance cliches alabaster skin good hair expensive taste in clothes tragically Sigil Irdesi Empire #1 distant and adds a few of her own unfortunate twists vampires avoid the sun because it makes them sparkle the good vamp clan play some extreme version of baseball in a scene that was far too uidich y for my taste Too many cliches or trying to hard to be original somehow both criticisms are accurate Review 3 by My Inner Feminist 1 StarMeyers Death of a Ghost describes Bella as being strong brave and independent but then shows her as a spineless cowering victim who needs to be saved by her violently jealous and over protective boyfriend She constantly goes on and on about how Edward is perfect at everything and how he s so gorgeous and she is so unworthy of him how he s so strong and he protects her In fact she never gives any reason for liking him other than how hot he is but that s fair because Edward never gives a reason for liking her other than she smells good He is frustrated that Bella is the only person whose thoughts he can t read so he eavesdrops on her friends minds to find out what they talk about he follows her whenever she leaves her house and he secretly camps outside her room when she sleeps that Why Arent They Shouting? doesn t sound sweet it sounds creepy If girls want a romantic conflicted vampirehuman romance they should go watch the firs three seasons of Buffy not only is there the Why I Went Back dark mysterious conflicted vampire but the girl he s in love with can kick some serious ass all on her own

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SUMMARY Á Twilight About three things I was absolutely positiveFirst Edward was a vampireSecond there was a part of him and I d. Okay I have to say that I picked this book up partly due to all the hype and partly because it s involved two of my favorite genres I mean so many people had recommended it to me and I finally got sick of hearing about it so I picked it up and read it or as least tried toLet me first say that I am a huge romance and vampiresupernatural fan so when I first heard about the book I was really excited to read it because it combined two of my favorite genresBut I really regret ever buying and forcing myself to finish it I hate not finishing books even if I hate them it was so bad Though let me tell you that I really wanted to like it really I did I m one of those people who likes a lot of popular things Twilight was popular so I figured I would love it just like everyone else but I was very very wrong A lot of fans wonder why I hate the book so much and here is my list and it s a pretty long one so get ready1 Lack of characterizationBella Okay I absolutely hated this girl She was the worst female protagonist I have ever read about She s stupid shallow selfish and just plain annoying Not to mention she s pathetically dependent on Edward I mean come on NO girl should be that dependent on a boy not only is that pathetic but it is very unhealthy She was also a clumsy little damsel in distress who was dumb enough to get herself into situations that she couldn t get out of I would have loved for Meyer to have given her a backbone so she could have done something useful instead of whining and doing stupid idiotic things that no remotely intelligent teenage girl would actually do Not to mention the fact that she is apparently very plain looking if that s the case then why are there several guys fawning over her And according to Meyer one of them is a teacher um ew Bella is a Mary Sue simple as that And I hate Mary SuesEdward Okay this boy is just way too possessive and stalkerish it is not romantic of him to sneak into Bella s room and watch her sleep It s creepy and wrong Oh and bad boys usually don t sit there and say I m dangerous stay away etc all the time I also hated the fact that Bella described some part of his body every other page It was completely UNNECESSARY Okay we get the fact that he s hot Bella now MOVE ON I could go on and on about all the characters every single one of them was a flat cardboard cut out that did not seem realistic at all2 Writing stylePurple Prose Ew to this seriously all the purple prose made me want to throw the book across the room Enough said 3 DescriptionsI know I said up there that I got sick of reading about how gorgeous some part of Edward s body was every other paragraph and if that wasn t bad enough what s worse than is the fact that even with all that unnecessary description of him and everyone else though mostly him since Bella is that shallow I still had a hard time picturing him or any of the characters in my head for that matter I also had a hard time picturing a lot of the setting and the action in my head as well It s kind of sad really there was so much description you would think that everything Edward especially would be embedded into my brain but no That s what makes me wonder why so many fans find Edward so hot I never got a clear picture of him in my head to even begin to form an opinion about whether he was hot or notSeriously Meyer completely abused the dictionary and the thesaurus while writing this book so much so that I think she should never be allowed to look at either one ever again there are so many big descriptive words used that could be replaced by smaller words that look and sound better Half the time the words that she does use doesn t really go with what she s trying to say Simply put Stephenie Meyer is a moron and doesn t know that when writing you are supposed to use the thesaurus sparingly aka only when it is truly needed and not any time you damn well please it really ruins everything if it s used too much as Meyer has perfectly portrayed with this atrocious book4 PlotOkay the plot gets it s own category because it pissed me off so much I mean seriously where was it It was nothing but sappy gag worthy fluff between Edward and Bella until page 400 or so when something finally happened And even then it went by so fast and was not explained well at all since Bella conveniently fainted during it which is such a cop out It seemed to me that Meyer just threw it in there and it was only put there in the first place so that she could point at it and say Look there s a plot right there when people like me came around and said otherwise But that s not a plot The plot should not take 400 pages to start And no the whole romance between Bella and Edward is not the plot This is especially the case since we knew from the beginning thanks to the moronic give away on the back cover that states that Bella and Edward were going to fall in love speaking of that who the hell thought it would be a good idea to give away the fact that Edward was a vampire on the back cover I mean really That took away any suspensemystery the book might have had for the reader about what he was so while Bella was stupidly wondering what he was I was sitting there yelling at her for being such a moron and not seeing what was right in front of her5 Plot holes The one thing that drove me absolutely CRAZY was the the fact that no one in the small town of Forks noticed that the Cullens never aged And the children never graduated and went on to college I mean if they ve been there for than four years than I m assuming that someone would have noticed I mean the town could not be full of that many morons Okay I ve been told several times that Cullens have only been living in Forks for about two years I guess all the purple prose distracted me from reading and remembering that little detail Speaking of school why in the world would they willingly choose to take high school over and over again Especially since they all have several college degrees which leads me to wonder why since they are so human loving they can t do something useful with their education like Carlisle instead of sitting on their butts all day and just being useless I know they need to fit in but seriously that s just stupid they could always pretend that they re home schooled it s not that uncommon these days Since that s how the Cullens fit into society that means they have to move every four or five years to avoid suspicion right Wow that must really suck However they wouldn t have to do that if they didn t put the younger ones in school since if they were in the workforce and being useful to society then they could stay for a lot longer before people started wondering why they don t age But I think I know why Edward and his siblings tortured themselves day after day by going to high school Stephenie Meyer wasn t creative enough to come up with any other way for Edward and Bella to meet It would have made sense for them to have been neighbors or something I can come up with several nice ideas about how that would have turned out and it would have been much betterI ve been told that there are but those are the two that really bugged me Though I love the fans response to the mention of any plot hole the rabid ones not the sane ones of course It usually goes like this Well it is a fictional vampire book That s a stupid reason Just because it s a book with vampires doesn t mean it s exempt from having to be realistic and not having glaring plot holesI ve also been told that there are even in later books but I m not about to torture myself by reading the rest of the series just to find them and list them I have better things to do with my time like reading books that are actually good and not a waste of my time or money6 VampiresLike I said before I m a big vampire fan But this book is an embarrassment to vampire fiction The vampires are pathetic sweet innocent almost misunderstood creatures I know that Meyer has every right to create her own idea about vampires And to be honest I was okay with her idea about vampires until they started sparkling VAMPIRES DON T SPARKLE To have them sparkle takes away the evilness of the myth of the creatures since they are creatures of the devilat least originally they were Evil creatures do not sparkle the idea s laughable at best Most normal people are not scared of something that sparkles in the sun I mean I know if I saw someone sparkling I would not immediately think vampire and run Not only because I don t associate sparkling with vampires but also because how the hell is sparkling evil or scary By the way the whole sparkling vampire idea just seemed to be there because Meyer wanted a reason as to why the vampires could even walk around in the daylight to begin with The idea was just a convenient way for her to write the vampires Since she s incapable of coming up with a better much creative idea I don t mind the fact that they could come out during the day since that s not unheard of in vampire fiction nowadays but I wish that Meyer had come up with a better idea that didn t make me laugh uncontrollably at the thought All the other myths about vampires are nonexistent Holy water and garlic won t bother them just like the sun stake through the heart won t kill them either even beheading them won t get rid of them She made her vampires practically invincible which is annoying The only way to really kill one of her vampires is to rip it apart and burn the pieces or to blow it up Two things that a human would have a hard time doing which makes me wonder why if they re so invincible they live in secrecy Especially since from my knowledge most vampires don t live like the Cullens they could careless about humans If most other vampires were so cruel why don t they come out to humanity and take over It makes a lot sense since a mere human would have a very difficult time killing just one vampire The fact that they had no weaknesses annoyed the crap out of me Along with being almost invincible they all had these special powers but they didn t have the bad side effects with them only the good All in all her vampires were perfectI don t like my vampires to be blood thirsty monsters that kill everything in sight But I also don t want them to be so pathetic and innocent either The only two vampiric ualities that are there are the ones that are well known among everyone drinking blood well sort of since the Cullens are vegetarian vampires an idea that seriously made me laugh and being immortal Otherwise the Cullens are disgustingly human likeI think the thing I have the problem with the most is the fact that Meyer has never seen any vampire moviestv shows or read any vampire novels There s this saying in regards to writing Write what you know Stephenie Meyer knew nothing about vampires when she wrote this horrible excuse for a vampire novel which is probably why it was so awful in comparison to other vampire novels whether those books are in the romance section of the bookstore or the horrorsci fi section A good author always does their research whether it s fiction or non fiction is irrelevant This doesn t mean that she needed to go by the other myths it just means that she should have done a little research to see what she was getting herself into If she had done this I would have been able to respect her ideas because at least then she would have done her research Where the vampires are concerned this novel is an embarrassment to vampiresupernatural fiction7 MessagesI am somewhat appalled at the messages that this book sends out they are so anti feminist it s disgusting1 It s perfectly okay to have no goals or aspirations or even an education just get yourself a man and he ll take care of you All Bella wants is to be with Edward some aspirations huh2 It s also perfectly okay to like someone because of their physical features this is not love people it s lust They have nothing in common He likes her because she smells nice and she likes him because he s hot Bella goes on and on and on about how hot some part of Edward is every other page3 When you have several guys fawning over you pick the hottest one of them all because looks are so very important Mike and Eric pretty much say the same thing to Bella on her first day of school but she s nicer to Mike than Eric because the latter wasn t very attractive Also she picks Edward because of his looks as well4 It s okay if the guy you love sneaks into your bedroom and watches you sleep at night before you even know him all that well that s completely normal and romantic not the the least bit creepy or stalkerish It s completely disgusting to hear girls talk about this They swoon and gush about how romantic it is seriously what is wrong with people these days5 It is perfectly okay to become completely obsessed with your boyfriend and depend on him for everything Bella s obsession and dependence on Edward sets feminism back a couple hundred years or so6 It also teaches that not only is it okay to change yourself for a guy but it s also okay to give up EVERYTHING for him as well Bella wants to become a vampire and leave her family and friends to be with Edward What The Hell7 Your life is not complete until you find a man This is nothing but a LIE Girls do not need a man to be completeLike with the plot holes I ve been told that there are many terrible messages in later books and once again I m not about to go out and read the books However I will say this from what I ve heard they sound worse than the ones I ve already listed8 The ObsessionWell this gets its own category mostly because I just don t understand what all the obsession is over it s a book and a poorly written one at that I run across girls all the time arguing over who Edward belongs to it s pathetic and kind of scary He s a book character he doesn t belong to anyone but Meyer since she s the one who created himI also hate the fact that I can t go into the book store now without being bombarded with a huge display dedicated to this crappy series makes me sick to see such praise and popularity for a mediocre book series when there are so much better authors out there that are virtually ignored since they write real fiction and none of this poorly written wish fulfillment fantasy crapThis was obviously a fulfillment story that I would expect a preteen to write on her livejournal This is not a book I would expect a thirty something year old woman with a college education to write and actually attempt and then succeed in getting published And it was a degree in English seriously I would have expected much better from someone who had that degree since she spent college studying books and analyzing them etc you would think that she would know how to write one the proper wayMeyer could have made this book great but no instead she took the easy way out a cliched simple overused plot and added vampires to itas if that made it any differentHonestly I ve read better over on fictionpresscom and that s really sad because most of the authors over there are between the ages of 14 and 26 and are amateurs in the field Maybe if Meyer had posted this up there first it would have been a much better story because the good writers over there would have set her straight Maybe then I would have been able to get through the novel because it might have actually been goodAnd oh just for the record Twilight is NOT the next Harry Potter nor is it better than Harry Potter I say that not only because JK Rowling actually has talent but also because they are in completely different genres and can t really be comparedThough it does make me sick to see Harry Potter even mentioned in the same sentence as this piece of crap unfortunately that couldn t be avoided in this review and it s an insult to JK Rowling to have her amazing writing compared to the horrible writing of Stephenie MeyerEDIT I found this site and thought I should share with everyone creator of the above site has scanned copies of the Twilight books on to her computer and has taken it upon herself to point out the many issues that the books have these are mostly grammatical in nature If you are a fangirl who believes that Twilight is perfect and has no flaws then you should really take a look at this Riding High d. Okay I have to say that I picked this book up partly How England Made the English due to all the hype and partly because it s involved two of my favorite genres I mean so many people had recommended it to me and I finally got sick of hearing about it so I picked it up and read it or as least tried toLet me first say that I am a huge romance and vampiresupernatural fan so when I first heard about the book I was really excited to read it because it combined two of my favorite genresBut I really regret ever buying and forcing myself to finish it I hate not finishing books even if I hate them it was so bad Though let me tell you that I really wanted to like it really I Love, Nina: A Nanny Writes Home did I m one of those people who likes a lot of popular things Twilight was popular so I figured I would love it just like everyone else but I was very very wrong A lot of fans wonder why I hate the book so much and here is my list and it s a pretty long one so get ready1 Lack of characterizationBella Okay I absolutely hated this girl She was the worst female protagonist I have ever read about She s stupid shallow selfish and just plain annoying Not to mention she s pathetically Liver A Fictional Organ with a Surface Anatomy of Four Lobes dependent on Edward I mean come on NO girl should be that The Rain Soaked Bride dependent on a boy not only is that pathetic but it is very unhealthy She was also a clumsy little Cause Shes a Good Girl damsel in Alfabethuset distress who was An Act of Courage dumb enough to get herself into situations that she couldn t get out of I would have loved for Meyer to have given her a backbone so she could have A Border Station done something useful instead of whining and The House by the Thames And the People Who Lived There doing stupid idiotic things that no remotely intelligent teenage girl would actually Air Babylon do Not to mention the fact that she is apparently very plain looking if that s the case then why are there several guys fawning over her And according to Meyer one of them is a teacher um ew Bella is a Mary Sue simple as that And I hate Mary SuesEdward Okay this boy is just way too possessive and stalkerish it is not romantic of him to sneak into Bella s room and watch her sleep It s creepy and wrong Oh and bad boys usually The Candidate don t sit there and say I m Seven Days in Summer dangerous stay away etc all the time I also hated the fact that Bella Guide to the Management Gurus described some part of his body every other page It was completely UNNECESSARY Okay we get the fact that he s hot Bella now MOVE ON I could go on and on about all the characters every single one of them was a flat cardboard cut out that O'brian's World A Reader's Companion to the Aubrey maturin Novels did not seem realistic at all2 Writing stylePurple Prose Ew to this seriously all the purple prose made me want to throw the book across the room Enough said 3 DescriptionsI know I said up there that I got sick of reading about how gorgeous some part of Edward s body was every other paragraph and if that wasn t bad enough what s worse than is the fact that even with all that unnecessary Fit to be Tied description of him and everyone else though mostly him since Bella is that shallow I still had a hard time picturing him or any of the characters in my head for that matter I also had a hard time picturing a lot of the setting and the action in my head as well It s kind of sad really there was so much Captains Contentious The Dysfunctional Sons of the Brine Studies in Maritime History description you would think that everything Edward especially would be embedded into my brain but no That s what makes me wonder why so many fans find Edward so hot I never got a clear picture of him in my head to even begin to form an opinion about whether he was hot or notSeriously Meyer completely abused the Full English dictionary and the thesaurus while writing this book so much so that I think she should never be allowed to look at either one ever again there are so many big Winter Roses descriptive words used that could be replaced by smaller words that look and sound better Half the time the words that she The Narrows does use Intuition doesn t really go with what she s trying to say Simply put Stephenie Meyer is a moron and Time for Tea Polly Wally doesn t know that when writing you are supposed to use the thesaurus sparingly aka only when it is truly needed and not any time you Just Love damn well please it really ruins everything if it s used too much as Meyer has perfectly portrayed with this atrocious book4 PlotOkay the plot gets it s own category because it pissed me off so much I mean seriously where was it It was nothing but sappy gag worthy fluff between Edward and Bella until page 400 or so when something finally happened And even then it went by so fast and was not explained well at all since Bella conveniently fainted Doctor Bonkers during it which is such a cop out It seemed to me that Meyer just threw it in there and it was only put there in the first place so that she could point at it and say Look there s a plot right there when people like me came around and said otherwise But that s not a plot The plot should not take 400 pages to start And no the whole romance between Bella and Edward is not the plot This is especially the case since we knew from the beginning thanks to the moronic give away on the back cover that states that Bella and Edward were going to fall in love speaking of that who the hell thought it would be a good idea to give away the fact that Edward was a vampire on the back cover I mean really That took away any suspensemystery the book might have had for the reader about what he was so while Bella was stupidly wondering what he was I was sitting there yelling at her for being such a moron and not seeing what was right in front of her5 Plot holes The one thing that Partition : 110 succes musette n°1 accordeon drove me absolutely CRAZY was the the fact that no one in the small town of Forks noticed that the Cullens never aged And the children never graduated and went on to college I mean if they ve been there for than four years than I m assuming that someone would have noticed I mean the town could not be full of that many morons Okay I ve been told several times that Cullens have only been living in Forks for about two years I guess all the purple prose The Ill Made Knight distracted me from reading and remembering that little Mamma pappa barn detail Speaking of school why in the world would they willingly choose to take high school over and over again Especially since they all have several college Charles Chaplin degrees which leads me to wonder why since they are so human loving they can t The Wolf do something useful with their education like Carlisle instead of sitting on their butts all The Eureka Factor day and just being useless I know they need to fit in but seriously that s just stupid they could always pretend that they re home schooled it s not that uncommon these Skin days Since that s how the Cullens fit into society that means they have to move every four or five years to avoid suspicion right Wow that must really suck However they wouldn t have to Wicked Beauty do that if they Asshole How I Got Rich Happy by Not Giving a Damn About Anyone How You Can Too didn t put the younger ones in school since if they were in the workforce and being useful to society then they could stay for a lot longer before people started wondering why they The Arrangement don t age But I think I know why Edward and his siblings tortured themselves Watch the Lady day after Harry and the Dinosaurs Have a Happy Birthday day by going to high school Stephenie Meyer wasn t creative enough to come up with any other way for Edward and Bella to meet It would have made sense for them to have been neighbors or something I can come up with several nice ideas about how that would have turned out and it would have been much betterI ve been told that there are but those are the two that really bugged me Though I love the fans response to the mention of any plot hole the rabid ones not the sane ones of course It usually goes like this Well it is a fictional vampire book That s a stupid reason Just because it s a book with vampires The Gluten free Cookbook for Kids doesn t mean it s exempt from having to be realistic and not having glaring plot holesI ve also been told that there are even in later books but I m not about to torture myself by reading the rest of the series just to find them and list them I have better things to Harvey Angell Beats Time do with my time like reading books that are actually good and not a waste of my time or money6 VampiresLike I said before I m a big vampire fan But this book is an embarrassment to vampire fiction The vampires are pathetic sweet innocent almost misunderstood creatures I know that Meyer has every right to create her own idea about vampires And to be honest I was okay with her idea about vampires until they started sparkling VAMPIRES DON T SPARKLE To have them sparkle takes away the evilness of the myth of the creatures since they are creatures of the Human Target #1 4 devilat least originally they were Evil creatures Ab Urbe Condita Libri do not sparkle the idea s laughable at best Most normal people are not scared of something that sparkles in the sun I mean I know if I saw someone sparkling I would not immediately think vampire and run Not only because I I Am Miami don t associate sparkling with vampires but also because how the hell is sparkling evil or scary By the way the whole sparkling vampire idea just seemed to be there because Meyer wanted a reason as to why the vampires could even walk around in the Pirate daylight to begin with The idea was just a convenient way for her to write the vampires Since she s incapable of coming up with a better much creative idea I Before Civilization The Radiocarbon Revolution and Prehistoric Europe don t mind the fact that they could come out The Eisenhower Deception during the Pop Babylon day since that s not unheard of in vampire fiction nowadays but I wish that Meyer had come up with a better idea that joinedupwriting didn t make me laugh uncontrollably at the thought All the other myths about vampires are nonexistent Holy water and garlic won t bother them just like the sun stake through the heart won t kill them either even beheading them won t get rid of them She made her vampires practically invincible which is annoying The only way to really kill one of her vampires is to rip it apart and burn the pieces or to blow it up Two things that a human would have a hard time Dead Mans Mistress doing which makes me wonder why if they re so invincible they live in secrecy Especially since from my knowledge most vampires East End Tales uick Reads don t live like the Cullens they could careless about humans If most other vampires were so cruel why Tease don t they come out to humanity and take over It makes a lot sense since a mere human would have a very Birdwatchingwatching difficult time killing just one vampire The fact that they had no weaknesses annoyed the crap out of me Along with being almost invincible they all had these special powers but they Billionaire Incognito didn t have the bad side effects with them only the good All in all her vampires were perfectI The Soldier's Girl don t like my vampires to be blood thirsty monsters that kill everything in sight But I also If I Should Die Before I Wake don t want them to be so pathetic and innocent either The only two vampiric ualities that are there are the ones that are well known among everyone Touched drinking blood well sort of since the Cullens are vegetarian vampires an idea that seriously made me laugh and being immortal Otherwise the Cullens are Phra Farang disgustingly human likeI think the thing I have the problem with the most is the fact that Meyer has never seen any vampire moviestv shows or read any vampire novels There s this saying in regards to writing Write what you know Stephenie Meyer knew nothing about vampires when she wrote this horrible excuse for a vampire novel which is probably why it was so awful in comparison to other vampire novels whether those books are in the romance section of the bookstore or the horrorsci fi section A good author always The Dinosaur's Packed Lunch does their research whether it s fiction or non fiction is irrelevant This The Red Knight doesn t mean that she needed to go by the other myths it just means that she should have Design to Grow done a little research to see what she was getting herself into If she had Open Road Padre Knights MC #2 done this I would have been able to respect her ideas because at least then she would have Wild Hares and Hummingbirds The Natural History of an English Village done her research Where the vampires are concerned this novel is an embarrassment to vampiresupernatural fiction7 MessagesI am somewhat appalled at the messages that this book sends out they are so anti feminist it s Girls Under Pressure disgusting1 It s perfectly okay to have no goals or aspirations or even an education just get yourself a man and he ll take care of you All Bella wants is to be with Edward some aspirations huh2 It s also perfectly okay to like someone because of their physical features this is not love people it s lust They have nothing in common He likes her because she smells nice and she likes him because he s hot Bella goes on and on and on about how hot some part of Edward is every other page3 When you have several guys fawning over you pick the hottest one of them all because looks are so very important Mike and Eric pretty much say the same thing to Bella on her first Helter Shelter day of school but she s nicer to Mike than Eric because the latter wasn t very attractive Also she picks Edward because of his looks as well4 It s okay if the guy you love sneaks into your bedroom and watches you sleep at night before you even know him all that well that s completely normal and romantic not the the least bit creepy or stalkerish It s completely Christmas Wishes disgusting to hear girls talk about this They swoon and gush about how romantic it is seriously what is wrong with people these Artful days5 It is perfectly okay to become completely obsessed with your boyfriend and In Time For Christmas depend on him for everything Bella s obsession and The Witchs Book of Self Care dependence on Edward sets feminism back a couple hundred years or so6 It also teaches that not only is it okay to change yourself for a guy but it s also okay to give up EVERYTHING for him as well Bella wants to become a vampire and leave her family and friends to be with Edward What The Hell7 Your life is not complete until you find a man This is nothing but a LIE Girls The Final Season do not need a man to be completeLike with the plot holes I ve been told that there are many terrible messages in later books and once again I m not about to go out and read the books However I will say this from what I ve heard they sound worse than the ones I ve already listed8 The ObsessionWell this gets its own category mostly because I just Soppy A Love Story don t understand what all the obsession is over it s a book and a poorly written one at that I run across girls all the time arguing over who Edward belongs to it s pathetic and kind of scary He s a book character he Among the Gnomes An Occult Tale of Adventure in the Untersberg doesn t belong to anyone but Meyer since she s the one who created himI also hate the fact that I can t go into the book store now without being bombarded with a huge Tokyo Underworld display A Simple Change The Change #1 dedicated to this crappy series makes me sick to see such praise and popularity for a mediocre book series when there are so much better authors out there that are virtually ignored since they write real fiction and none of this poorly written wish fulfillment fantasy crapThis was obviously a fulfillment story that I would expect a preteen to write on her livejournal This is not a book I would expect a thirty something year old woman with a college education to write and actually attempt and then succeed in getting published And it was a Not Like the Movies Sexy College Studs #2 degree in English seriously I would have expected much better from someone who had that Jamrach's Menagerie degree since she spent college studying books and analyzing them etc you would think that she would know how to write one the proper wayMeyer could have made this book great but no instead she took the easy way out a cliched simple overused plot and added vampires to itas if that made it any The Wolf How One German Raider Terrorized The Southern Seas During The First World War differentHonestly I ve read better over on fictionpresscom and that s really sad because most of the authors over there are between the ages of 14 and 26 and are amateurs in the field Maybe if Meyer had posted this up there first it would have been a much better story because the good writers over there would have set her straight Maybe then I would have been able to get through the novel because it might have actually been goodAnd oh just for the record Twilight is NOT the next Harry Potter nor is it better than Harry Potter I say that not only because JK Rowling actually has talent but also because they are in completely Mission different genres and can t really be comparedThough it Bernard Shaw Last Laugh 1950 91 v 4 does make me sick to see Harry Potter even mentioned in the same sentence as this piece of crap unfortunately that couldn t be avoided in this review and it s an insult to JK Rowling to have her amazing writing compared to the horrible writing of Stephenie MeyerEDIT I found this site and thought I should share with everyone creator of the above site has scanned copies of the Twilight books on to her computer and has taken it upon herself to point out the many issues that the books have these are mostly grammatical in nature If you are a fangirl who believes that Twilight is perfect and has no flaws then you should really take a look at this

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SUMMARY Á Twilight Idn't know how dominant that part might be that thirsted for my bloodAnd third I was unconditionally and irr. It turns out we don t need Dr John Gray to tell us that men are from Transylvania and women are from Venus We just need to read Stephenie Meyer books For example from this book we learn that the millions of women who have wolfed down the Twilight series pun intended want men who1 Talk about their feelings Either Meyer s husband is the single most communicative male on the planet and she doesn t realize how unusual he is or she like most of her female readers is using her fiction to imagine a world where men not only have deep emotions but want to admit to having them and talk about them over and over articulating even the most subtle of their internal dramas 2 Make them flutter But just being a sensitive new age kind of guy doesn t cut it A man has to be hard bodied chiseled dashing and have eyes that pierce the soul if not the skin even as they never look at your chest This book suggests that a real man makes you constantly stumble over your words bite your lip to refrain from exclaiming adulations and lose yourself in the sweet smell of his breath 3 Are fiercely devoted That a girl of no spectacular beauty who lacks any trace of conversation skills whose only virtue is that she smells really yummy can inspire an immortal creature of godlike power and grace to alter his entire existence to serve and protect her watching over her by night on that in 4 This is a woman s ultimate fantasy to have the perfect man perfectly devoted for no good reason at all4 Want them so bad that they won t take them This alas is the most transparent aspect of this book s appeal It speaks volumes about the differences between men and women to have so many women toss their bodice ripping romances aside in order to read how a feral man with otherworldly physical desires can contain his passion and lust out of his pure and perfect love for his beloved It says that women really do wish they could have it both ways to be an object of lust and devotion at once to fulfill a man s desire without actually slaking his thirst for her To have a man watch you sleep and not want to have even a little peek under the covers now that s hot fantasy for today s woman who is otherwise told on a regular basis that to be her best self she has to enage in casual and risky sexual behavior To see just what an indulgent fantasy this book is just imagine the male centric version of Twilight in which a troubled teen boy moves to a small town to find the hottest girl in town is a vampiress Such a book would be about 100 pages long all the unnecessary internal dialogue would be removed No one would talk except to comment on the awesome size of um one s videogame library The vampiress would be simple relatively dumb incredibly hot wearing almost nothing and with no expectations of her man but drawn to him only by the smell of his gym bag She wouldn t hold herself back from trying to bite her intended but would get so distracted with his bedroom techniue that she would never get around to it We would laugh at such a book in fact we know it would never be a book since men don t read it would be a movie and it would be a smash summer hit called American Vam Pie er I ll start the screenplay right away Somehow when this story is told in a similarly indulgent female centric vein we don t reject it but sympathize with it I believe this is because women get to indulge in their fantasies so rarely outside of Jane Austen novels while men are surrounded with theirs So far I have yet see spam email inviting one to read hot things devoted husbands would say to their wives or see pictures of hunks promising not to get nasty out of respect for their women or buy this purple pill so you can stay up late and share your feelings seven times in one night So hats off to Stephenie Meyer for figuring out what it is that women really want and giving it to them The Hometown Hero Returns Home to Harbor Town #1 dominant that part might be that thirsted for my bloodAnd third I was unconditionally and irr. 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    Twilight E–pub/Kindle Okay I have to say that I picked this book up partly due to all the hype and partly because it's involved two of my favor

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    READ & DOWNLOAD Twilight Twilight E–pub/Kindle Actual rating 15 stars Believe it or not there are actually a few books that are worse than TwilightOk funny story I was sitting on my couch with my husband last night finishing up Twilight I slammed the book shut and began rubbing my temples Then my husband goes So you finally finished huh? Yes I can't believe I used to like this book I said Hahaha Yeah I remember you were on Twilight's balls hard Yeah yeah yeahThere isn't a sin

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    READ & DOWNLOAD Twilight Twilight E–pub/Kindle Stephenie Meyer ´ 1 SUMMARY Oh my This book to me is like chocolate a delicious sinful addictive indulgence which you convince yourself has beneficial ualities

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    Twilight E–pub/Kindle CHARACTERS Ý SJMEDIA.CO ´ Stephenie Meyer I hate this book I will probably end up reading the rest of them because if I don't people that love this thing will think they can convert me if I just keep reading ETA Jan 2013 Never even remotely bothered to finish the series I said that as a joke to begin with and I did not finish the series Did not finish them not f

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    READ & DOWNLOAD Twilight Stephenie Meyer ´ 1 SUMMARY CHARACTERS Ý SJMEDIA.CO ´ Stephenie Meyer It turns out we don't need Dr John Gray to tell us that men are from Transylvania and women are from Venus We just need to read Stephenie Meyer books For example from this book we learn that the millions of women who have wolfed down

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    Twilight E–pub/Kindle my name is bella bella swan here's what stephenie didn't tell you it's super duper importanton the morning after it rained it was rain

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    Twilight E–pub/Kindle Stephenie Meyer ´ 1 SUMMARY CHARACTERS Ý SJMEDIA.CO ´ Stephenie Meyer Ohhh yeah I made a BookTube Video all about my scandalously unpopular twilight opinions check out the video to see itif you dareAnyway onwards to the review So my review might be a bit biasedThis was my first and only major episode of fangirling I owned a tshirt vegetarian vampire so edgy I saw the first movie an embarrass

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    Twilight E–pub/Kindle Stephenie Meyer ´ 1 SUMMARY READ & DOWNLOAD Twilight I actually had to give this book three separate reviews by three sides of my personality My three star rating is the median of the three Review 1 by My Inner Fifteen Year Old Girl 5 starsBella is smart funny well

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    Twilight E–pub/Kindle Stephenie Meyer ´ 1 SUMMARY READ & DOWNLOAD Twilight Save your time here's the entirety of Twilight in 20 dialogue snippets a wiggedy wack intermissionFirst 200 pagesI like you EdwardYou shouldn't I'm dangerousI like you EdwardBut I'm dangerousNext 50 pagesI'm a vampireI like you EdwardBut I'm

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  • Paperback
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  • Twilight
  • Stephenie Meyer
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  • 09 July 2019
  • 9780316015844