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read & download ´ eBook or Kindle ePUB Ù Alice Clayton Wallbanger review ´ 103 Alice Clayton Ù 3 characters Htie confronts Simon Parker her heard but never seen neighbor The tension between them is as thick as the walls are thin and the results just as mixed Suddenly Caroline is finding she may have discovered a whole new definition of neighborlyIn a delicious mix of silly and steamy Alice Clayton dishes out a hot and hilarious tale of exasperation at first sigh. Kittenslay backYou are about to get Wallbanged I was an addict craving her doseI was lost in a dull world full of mundane stuff for so long I almost became a mundane myselfAfter a month of abstinence from reading and severe book deprivationafter long days and bookless nightsthe time came to return where I belongAnd I had to celebrateI wanted something lightI wanted saucy and funny and Wallbanger promised to deliver them allAnd oh boyit didBut it also delivered sweetand fluffyand dreamy and a new book boyfriend that reduced me into a puddle of gooIt s official peopleI m in loveAgain Fucking Wallbanger I hissed frozed on the spot His grin slid off as well as he played place the face for a moment Fucking Pink Nightie Girl Caroline has a wonderful job and wonderful friends and a wonderful new apartment and a wonderful cat and her life would be guess what wonderful if it wasn t for two thingsher missing O and her neighbor s loud midnight activities The girl next door was meowing What in the world was my neighbor packing to make that happen What sucks though is that the aforementioned annoying but gifted neighbor is super hotSahara hotAnd that Caroline is forced to play nice with Simon despite wanting to bang his head on the banging wall but at the same time she wants him to bang her against the god banging wallSee the problem here You gonna bang my walls Simon I laughed You have no idea he promised The resultTensioninnuendossexual frustrationbanterstensionlaugh out loud momentstension and did I mention tensionOhand a really horny catAlice Clayton s writing is freaking hilariousI can t remember the last time I laughed this hardI had permanently a huge grin plastered on my face and I hosted a butterfly party in my stomach and that wasn t the work of Caroline and Simon s off the charts chemistry aloneThe way their feelings developed and unfolded was really heartwarming and sweeta slowly burning process that made Wallbanger a really romantic bookThey cooked togetherthey watched movies togetherthey shared their secrets and hopes and then they gave in to their animal attractionI must admit I never expected a guy named Simon to be this sexyOh how I wish I had a wallbanging neighbor but alasthe closest house is my late grandfather s houseIf I hear those walls bangingit will be the beginning of a Supernatural episode and not a great romanceUnless Sam Winchester pops up and rescues meThat would be niceMy point isif you want to laugh and swoon and escape stupid realitythis is the book for youPlusyou re going to meet a very interesting cat Criminal Intent results just as mixed Suddenly Caroline is finding she may have discovered a whole new definition of neighborlyIn a delicious mix of silly and steamy Alice Clayton dishes out a hot and hilarious tale of exasperation at first sigh. Kittenslay backYou are about to get Wallbanged I was an addict craving her doseI was lost in a dull world full of mundane stuff for so long I almost became a mundane myselfAfter a month of abstinence from The Sharpshooter's Secret Son reading and severe book deprivationafter long days and bookless nightsthe time came to Criminal Intent return where I belongAnd I had to celebrateI wanted something lightI wanted saucy and funny and Wallbanger promised to deliver them allAnd oh boyit didBut it also delivered sweetand fluffyand dreamy and a new book boyfriend that The Daddy List reduced me into a puddle of gooIt s official peopleI m in loveAgain Fucking Wallbanger I hissed frozed on the spot His grin slid off as well as he played place the face for a moment Fucking Pink Nightie Girl Caroline has a wonderful job and wonderful friends and a wonderful new apartment and a wonderful cat and her life would be guess what wonderful if it wasn t for two thingsher missing O and her neighbor s loud midnight activities The girl next door was meowing What in the world was my neighbor packing to make that happen What sucks though is that the aforementioned annoying but gifted neighbor is super hotSahara hotAnd that Caroline is forced to play nice with Simon despite wanting to bang his head on the banging wall but at the same time she wants him to bang her against the god banging wallSee the problem here You gonna bang my walls Simon I laughed You have no idea he promised The The Cowboy Collection resultTensioninnuendossexual frustrationbanterstensionlaugh out loud momentstension and did I mention tensionOhand a Shattered Lullaby 43 Light Street #18 really horny catAlice Clayton s writing is freaking hilariousI can t A Dad At Last remember the last time I laughed this hardI had permanently a huge grin plastered on my face and I hosted a butterfly party in my stomach and that wasn t the work of Caroline and Simon s off the charts chemistry aloneThe way their feelings developed and unfolded was The Consummate Cowboy really heartwarming and sweeta slowly burning process that made Wallbanger a Crave Vampire Erotic Theatre Romance #2 really A Daddy for Dillon romantic bookThey cooked togetherthey watched movies togetherthey shared their secrets and hopes and then they gave in to their animal attractionI must admit I never expected a guy named Simon to be this sexyOh how I wish I had a wallbanging neighbor but alasthe closest house is my late grandfather s houseIf I hear those walls bangingit will be the beginning of a Supernatural episode and not a great Crown Prince's Chosen Bride romanceUnless Sam Winchester pops up and Sheik Daddy rescues meThat would be niceMy point isif you want to laugh and swoon and escape stupid Daddys Little Matchmaker realitythis is the book for youPlusyou Cooking Up TroubleKiss the Cook re going to meet a very interesting cat

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read & download ´ eBook or Kindle ePUB Ù Alice Clayton Wallbanger review ´ 103 Alice Clayton Ù 3 characters The first night after Caroline moves into her fantastic new San Francisco apartment she realizes she's gaining an intimate knowledge of her new neighbor's nocturnal adventures Thanks to paper thin walls and the guy's athletic prowess she can hear not just his bed banging against the wall but the ecstatic response of what seems as loud night after loud nigh. Text messages between The Book and Blacky So what do you think about me Well you weren t short at all D Well yeah I m pretty long and thick Just about average I d say Pfttt you are average missy Didn t you like all the humor Yeah it was good I guess the scene with Dr Ross was the best D Ohhhh yes makes me think of dirty things that man I wish I had my O back Yes I wish it too Your O brought frustration to me than it did to you Whatcha sayin You didn t like all the sexual frustration How is that possible How is that possible indeed And what about my story What did you think of that Story What story Book all you talked about was the lack of orgasms flirtation sexual frustration sex I may have forgotten a sexual thing or two that were mentioned P Mmmmmmm sexxxxxx Me wants the big O Hello book Focus I am talking to you Talking Talking about sex Mmmmmm sexxxxxx Me wants the big O I am facepalming here Can you try to have a nice conversation without thinking of sex Me Thinking about sex Mmmmmmm sexxxxxx Me wants the big O Sigh I give up Did you just write sigh Well that s a hell of a time to start noticing P Blacky Simon Caroline The Cat The Book and The Friends are on a road trip traveling in the car together Blacky OMG I have to endure several hours in the car with Mr Horny and Ms Hornier and the CatfromHell Ughhh The friends are interesting though but even they think of nothing but sex I see Simon is looking at Caroline in a smouldering way His eyes don t stop twinkling for goodness sake Simon Why am I thinking about Caroline all the time Hm must mean I want to wallbang her too Damn that will be tough cause she can t stop arguing with me Why does she hate me so much Oh yeah I bang girls like crazy Mmmmmmmm Banging Walls Why doesn t this car have walls Caroline Simon keeps touching the inside of the car I don t think he likes it He does like fcking girls through the wall though I want to be fcked through a wall Wait no I don t I hate Simon But he s so pretty my lower Caroline says I don t care He s a jerk But I keep flirting with him all the time my lower Caroline says So what I can flirt and do whatever I like cause I don t have my O any Oh O how I miss you The CatfromHell They don t have a clue evil laugh I will make their lives misarable evil laugh The girl loves me but I don t plan to let her have her O back with the arrogant man evil laugh I will spoil all their plans eventually evil laugh My throat hurts from all the evil laughing coughs Simon Did that cat just evil laughed at me I must be hearing things Oh well back to thinking about sex And Caroline Damn I m hard Will she stop looking at me with those hungry eyes Damn I m even harder now Must Suirm In My Seat Caroline Simon keeps suirming all the time What is his problem He s got to have a big hard on just for me Too bad I can t give it to him cause he s a jerk and I don t have my O back But I feel some suspicious fluttering my lower Caroline says YAY I m gonna jump him as soon as I can Without actually having sex with him Ahhhh I just love that sexual frustration The Friends They are all so stupid ahahahaha we have found our someones to have sex with ahahahahaha we don t suffer any sexual frustration ahahahahaha Blacky OMG these people are driving me crazy Simon is trying to hide his hard on Caroline is talking to her belly the cat is making some funny evil noises and the friends are probably high or something they can t stop laughing Jeez Is anything going to happen here that doesn t have anything to do with sex or having sex or the lack of sexGuess not The Book I am so happy D Everyone is horny and thinking about sex So awesome I am never going to let anyone do it ever again Well maybe The Friends will But man oh man there s nothing better than blue balls and frustration Just love it Oh I have to think of a few scenes well make it dozen at least where they ll want to have sex but couldn t do it for some reason Oh yes I think I will form an alliance with The CatfromHell AwesomeOh Mmmmm Yes to the left Harder Yesssssss Oh yes that s soooo gooood Harder yes there Push it Ohhhhhhhhh I just love going to the masseur You d THINK I was doing something naughty But noLots of these in the book too DDD Anyway let me tell you what I thought about it in general No plot whatsoeverToo much sexual frustrationHumor was OK but would be better if there was just a bit less of it you know sometimes too much of a good thing can make you sick DI don t really mind the fact that they had to wait practically for the view spoilerend of the book to do the deed hide spoiler A Cowboy Summer Harleuin Superromance No 1196 response of what seems as loud night after loud nigh. Text messages between The Book and Blacky So what do you think about me Well you weren t short at all D Well yeah I m pretty long and thick Just about average I d say Pfttt you are average missy Didn t you like all the humor Yeah it was good I guess the scene with Dr Ross was the best D Ohhhh yes makes me think of dirty things that man I wish I had my O back Yes I wish it too Your O brought frustration to me than it did to you Whatcha sayin You didn t like all the sexual frustration How is that possible How is that possible indeed And what about my story What did you think of that Story What story Book all you talked about was the lack of orgasms flirtation sexual frustration sex I may have forgotten a sexual thing or two that were mentioned P Mmmmmmm sexxxxxx Me wants the big O Hello book Focus I am talking to you Talking Talking about sex Mmmmmm sexxxxxx Me wants the big O I am facepalming here Can you try to have a nice conversation without thinking of sex Me Thinking about sex Mmmmmmm sexxxxxx Me wants the big O Sigh I give up Did you just write sigh Well that s a hell of a time to start noticing P Blacky Simon Caroline The Cat The Book and The Friends are on a Showdown With The Sheriff road trip traveling in the car together Blacky OMG I have to endure several hours in the car with Mr Horny and Ms Hornier and the CatfromHell Ughhh The friends are interesting though but even they think of nothing but sex I see Simon is looking at Caroline in a smouldering way His eyes don t stop twinkling for goodness sake Simon Why am I thinking about Caroline all the time Hm must mean I want to wallbang her too Damn that will be tough cause she can t stop arguing with me Why does she hate me so much Oh yeah I bang girls like crazy Mmmmmmmm Banging Walls Why doesn t this car have walls Caroline Simon keeps touching the inside of the car I don t think he likes it He does like fcking girls through the wall though I want to be fcked through a wall Wait no I don t I hate Simon But he s so pretty my lower Caroline says I don t care He s a jerk But I keep flirting with him all the time my lower Caroline says So what I can flirt and do whatever I like cause I don t have my O any Oh O how I miss you The CatfromHell They don t have a clue evil laugh I will make their lives misarable evil laugh The girl loves me but I don t plan to let her have her O back with the arrogant man evil laugh I will spoil all their plans eventually evil laugh My throat hurts from all the evil laughing coughs Simon Did that cat just evil laughed at me I must be hearing things Oh well back to thinking about sex And Caroline Damn I m hard Will she stop looking at me with those hungry eyes Damn I m even harder now Must Suirm In My Seat Caroline Simon keeps suirming all the time What is his problem He s got to have a big hard on just for me Too bad I can t give it to him cause he s a jerk and I don t have my O back But I feel some suspicious fluttering my lower Caroline says YAY I m gonna jump him as soon as I can Without actually having sex with him Ahhhh I just love that sexual frustration The Friends They are all so stupid ahahahaha we have found our someones to have sex with ahahahahaha we don t suffer any sexual frustration ahahahahaha Blacky OMG these people are driving me crazy Simon is trying to hide his hard on Caroline is talking to her belly the cat is making some funny evil noises and the friends are probably high or something they can t stop laughing Jeez Is anything going to happen here that doesn t have anything to do with sex or having sex or the lack of sexGuess not The Book I am so happy D Everyone is horny and thinking about sex So awesome I am never going to let anyone do it ever again Well maybe The Friends will But man oh man there s nothing better than blue balls and frustration Just love it Oh I have to think of a few scenes well make it dozen at least where they ll want to have sex but couldn t do it for some The Conueror's LadyThe Mercenary's BrideHis Enemy's Daughter reason Oh yes I think I will form an alliance with The CatfromHell AwesomeOh Mmmmm Yes to the left Harder Yesssssss Oh yes that s soooo gooood Harder yes there Push it Ohhhhhhhhh I just love going to the masseur You d THINK I was doing something naughty But noLots of these in the book too DDD Anyway let me tell you what I thought about it in general No plot whatsoeverToo much sexual frustrationHumor was OK but would be better if there was just a bit less of it you know sometimes too much of a good thing can make you sick DI don t Cowboy Smith really mind the fact that they had to wait practically for the view spoilerend of the book to do the deed hide spoiler

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read & download ´ eBook or Kindle ePUB Ù Alice Clayton Wallbanger review ´ 103 Alice Clayton Ù 3 characters T goes by like an endless parade of women And since Caroline is currently on a self imposed dating hiatus and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed Caroline clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby doll nig. What is with these OMG Super Hot Fun books that become all the rage here on GR lately And they are all the sameA Mary Sue heroine with a perfect job and perfect friends who looks perfect but for some reason is alone and sexually frustrated And she s all kinds of batshit about her perceptions of men or sex or men AND sex Thus the heroine of what exactly Then the hero Well he s of course otherworldly gorgeous and fit although he puts absolutely no effort into becoming that way and most of the time he s super rich of course and the very definition of Prince Charming except rouge and rascal than sweet and heroic Thus not really a heroEven so I usually make it farther than I did in this book and not because this book is worse by no means will anything scar me worse than the virginity scene in In Flight shivers but because I ve just had enough If I hadn t had enough I might have struggled through and given this 3 stars in the endBut that s another reason I m doing this this way 4 12 stars overall rating for this book That is hysterically misleadingAnd this girls problems with her frakkin O and all of these blatant attempts as farcical humor are just too damn much Oh and this cat everyone is mooning over Clive He s the most unrealistic of all He s like cartoon Garfield unrealistic And trust me I know some cats with personality but this is just stupidrant


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    PDF or EBOOK (Wallbanger) Alice Clayton Ù 3 characters read & download ´ eBook or Kindle ePUB Ù Alice Clayton Text messages between The Book and Blacky So what do you think about me? Well you weren't short at all D Well yeah I'm pretty long and thick Just about average I'd say Pfttt you are average missy Didn't you like all the humor? Yeah it was good I guess the scene with Dr Ross was the best D Ohhhh yes makes me think of dirty things that man I w

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    summary Wallbanger PDF or EBOOK (Wallbanger) read & download ´ eBook or Kindle ePUB Ù Alice Clayton “Kittenslay backYou are about to get Wallbanged” I was an addict craving her doseI was lost in a dull world full of mundane stuff for so long I almost became a mundane myselfAfter a month of abstinence from reading and severe book deprivationafter long days and bookless nightsthe time came to return where I belongAnd I had to celebrate

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    PDF or EBOOK (Wallbanger) So disappointed This book went from OMG to a big fat DNF at 75% I really and I mean REALLY enjoyed the opening of this book and was looking forward to a great read But in the end I gave it too much of my time and finally

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  • Paperback
  • 384
  • Wallbanger
  • Alice Clayton
  • English
  • 14 October 2020
  • 9781623420024